This is just so much fun, so in honor of this here is a fun voting for who you think it could be (I have included all retired players without current MLB jobs):
Author: Matt Winkelman
Matt is originally from Mt. Holly, NJ, but after a 4 year side track to Cleveland for college he now resides in Madison, WI. His work has appeared on Phuture Phillies, The Good Phight, and TheDynastyGuru.